Edward, Sandwich Hand Lyrics

At the arse-end of another century I spend hours in the cemetery On my way to anywhere but here It was perfect in the summertime I'd just ask and the sun would shine But the d...Read Full Lyrics

I love her but she loves Agatha Christie And she's so wrapped up in the English Murder Mystery I was nowhere near the scene of the crime I was nowhere around at the time Someon...Read Full Lyrics

I won't lie I don't like you whispering that way It's your turn It's your turn of phrase that gives you away The games we play One to you in the afternoon And one to me in ...Read Full Lyrics

Written down here, gentle reader It seems too good to be true But there's a girl in Kansas City With my favourite tattoo Oh why would I lie to you? This was in another century Som...Read Full Lyrics

Today of all days you decided That you'd drop in uninvited You were ever so excited You were never so in love And this time it's requited If I looked less than delighted I ...Read Full Lyrics

Today the sun is shining and I feel a million dollars And I don't need reminding that I own eleven cents The winter of my discount tent when we first met each other Became th...Read Full Lyrics

What a beautiful day for a crushing defeat What a stupid waste of sunshine A funeral pace down a favourite street But I have to come home sometime, I suppose Don't be hopeful...Read Full Lyrics

This is the last month A childhood disappears She may look young for her age But she is brave beyond her years With the weight of the world on her shoulders And the weight of ...Read Full Lyrics

On a tree lined route Looking out on wasteland Treated to a one-man show on a tram Just harmonica No peripherals, no band Just harmonica, just a man In another time You we...Read Full Lyrics

If you find yourself a house Will you invite me around For a bottle of wine And a chat about old times? Don't move too far away But if you do I'll come and stay And k...Read Full Lyrics