Effington Lyrics

It's just a thought, but where did it come from What does she do with it if it comes back A note from his assistant is there by the telephone She wonders again as she turns out the...Read Full Lyrics

Called in sick one day Stepped out my front door. Squinted up at the sky And strapped on my backpack. Got into a van And when I returned I had Ex-wives and children, Boxes of photo...Read Full Lyrics

Have you seen that dog? I gotta get him back. I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out. He's probably running loose with the bitches. And when I catch him, I'll give him ...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three If you wanna write a letter, Write a letter If you'd rather make a phone call Pick the phone up -- call me But if you had to say it all with a pop song Couldn't yo...Read Full Lyrics

(The answer you seek my son only poses more questions. Ask many women why relationship has failed. Each woman offer unique reason for demise. One woman may say, "man could not comm...Read Full Lyrics

Tread slowly from the car to the spa Like a weary war-torn refugee Crossing the border with her starving child It's a struggle just to get to shiatsu Present the waitress with your...Read Full Lyrics