Efficiency Lyrics

Never had a girl to call his own From the Fruvous Quill comes a sorry tale of love and illin' Romeo found the balcony too high, ended up with second billin' She loved in triplicat...Read Full Lyrics

Clem had a daydream, daydream from heavenPicked up the headline, his country was made up of singersAnd no more right-wingersHe wakes up to "Homeless are stupid, welfare is stupidPr...Read Full Lyrics

When I was young and in my primeI left my home in CarolineNow all I do is sit and pineFor all those folks I left behind.I've got the Blue Ridge Mountain BluesAnd I stand right here...Read Full Lyrics

I got a girl named Bony Moronie.She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni.Ought to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on.She's not very fat, just skin and bone.But I love her a...Read Full Lyrics

I have a life of pleasureI am submerged in armchair leisureI put my feet on the ottoman empire!Here in a world of turmoilI have my comfort in controlAnd the answer's reclining it's...Read Full Lyrics

My drifting memory goes back to the spring of '43 When I was just a child in mama's arms My daddy plowed the ground and prayed that some day we could leave This rundown mortgaged O...Read Full Lyrics

Can't get no sleep tonight It's all because of you Even though I was with you And we just said good night Cheeks are burning red for you Heart is beating fast for you At last at la...Read Full Lyrics

All rightOh, yeahGot in a littletrouble Down at the county seatThrown to cook in the jail house for Loitering on the streetWhen the judge heard the verdict I was a guilty manHe sai...Read Full Lyrics

Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick'Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenburg flickThink twice before you cuss and shout "damn damn damn"Let me tell you a sto...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have a breaking point.I'm quite in control,Thank you very much.Shall we start this up again?Major dad, mother hen...Your control, my concede.Without a fight, no day's compl...Read Full Lyrics