Egg Cream Lyrics

You're the kind of girl thatEverybody's warned me aboutYou're the kind of person thatEverybody's here staring atBut now you are a topless dancerWorking out of a bar on times spuare...Read Full Lyrics

Caroline says that I'm just a toyShe wants a man, not just a boyOh, Caroline says, ooh Caroline saysCaroline says she can't help but be meanOr cruel, or oh so it seemsOh, Caroline ...Read Full Lyrics

How do you think it feelsWhen you're speeding and lonelyCome here babyHow do you think it feelsWhen all you can say is: If onlyIf only I had a littleIf only I had some changeIf onl...Read Full Lyrics

I'm just a gift to the women of this worldI'm just a gift to the women of this worldResponsibility sits so hard on my shoulderLike a good wine, I'm better as I grow older, and now ...Read Full Lyrics

I love women, I think they are greatThey're a solace to the world in a terrible stateThey're a blessing to the eyes, a balm to soulWhat a nightmare to have no women in the worldI l...Read Full Lyrics

Remember your mannersWill you please take your hat offYour mother is dyingListen to her coughWe were always standing on ceremonyWe were always standing on ceremonyCan't you show so...Read Full Lyrics

Duck and Sally insideThey're cooking for the down fiveWho're staring at Miss RayonWho's busy licking up her pig penI'm searching for my mainlineI said I couldn't hit it sidewaysI s...Read Full Lyrics

Janitor of lunacyParalyze my infancyPetrify the empty cradleBring hope to them and meJanitor of tyrannyTestify my vanityMortalize my memoryDeceive the devil's deedTolerate my jealo...Read Full Lyrics

You know, man, when I was a young man in high schoolYou believe in or not, that I wanted to play football for the coachAnd all those older guysThey said that he was mean and cruel ...Read Full Lyrics

Holly came from Miami F.L.A.Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.Plucked her eyebrows on the wayShaved her legs and then he was a sheShe said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild sid...Read Full Lyrics