Elevators Lyrics

She looks like An actress who's late for an audition Is she Catholic, or Jewish, or the devil Half Catholic, half Jewish, or the devil And I'd like to see her wrapped around me L...Read Full Lyrics

Landlord church Car crash work My head aches And silver lake You nerve me Well, I hate work I'm a mail room clerk [Incomprehensible] Stop me from making mistakes But you nerve m...Read Full Lyrics

The secretary says to boss: "Hello today". Well she's impartial to the news and she's just that way. You look like a picture from a magazine. And you look like a picture from a mag...Read Full Lyrics

On my road The second floor of the house is shaking On boxes And your kitchen sink is filled with dishes Upstairs The window leads to another building Good morning I gotta go and ...Read Full Lyrics

Airports lines...I wish it was summertime. But it's Sunday night. And flight five-five-seven's arrived. She tells me she's filled buildings with history on 22nd Street...she's not ...Read Full Lyrics

Understanding nothing can be so comforting But understanding you is like biology You lay there on the bathroom floor I hold you in my hand and don't be shy When you pick it up and...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not trapped in your... (3x) Executive slacks. I can't be your... I can't work as... I can't be your... Executive slave. And what can you say about it? I was straight anyway. Yo...Read Full Lyrics

(This is a very important announcement.) Lucy is being photographed by John on the bathroom floor. John is taking pictures of Lucy. The wall is dripping from the sink. And John str...Read Full Lyrics