Elmo Pimp Song Lyrics

I was sitting in the coffee shop Just minding my own affair When all of a sudden, this Policeman caught me unaware Said, is your name Pedro I says, yeah, I guess so Said, then com...Read Full Lyrics

I was drivin' around in Old Mexico. I got lost didn't know what way to go. I was confused, It was late and I was in the fog, I ran over the Taco Bell dog. I felt that smoosh and I...Read Full Lyrics

All my friends know the lowrider. The low-ride-are is a little higher low-rid-er, drives a little slower low-rid-er is a little colder low-rid-er knows every street yeah low-rid-er...Read Full Lyrics

Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights, They like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too. Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma An...Read Full Lyrics

Hey there swingin' bachelors Are you tired of the steady drip Drip, drip of Gonorrhea? Then Peter Rooter's for you Peter Rooter, that's the name You just flush your troubles Down ...Read Full Lyrics

Cm: Cheech Marin tc: Tommy Chong) Cm: (Playing piano) "Mamamasita, donde esta Santa Cleese... The vecto wit da Bony knees... He comin' down da street wit no choos on his feet......Read Full Lyrics

Mexican Thong Song (Talking) Oh, my goodness I cannot believe this Did you see that, man? She got a thong on to the beach Baby, with all that cellulite you got Going on down there...Read Full Lyrics

Good morning, class Good morning, class Class, good, shut up! Thank you As you know your regular teacher Sister Rosetta Stone is on a small vacation However she does send her love...Read Full Lyrics

Hahahahahaha I want all you mother's off the street Or you'll end up as bloody meat World war three has just begun So if you can't rock you'd better run A new wave is on the rise ...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna find her, gonna find her Well searching, yeah I'm gone a-searching Searching every which a-way, yeah yeah Oh lord, I got searching, my good lord son You know honey searching...Read Full Lyrics