Elvis Bought Dora A Cadillac Lyrics

I was drunk on hooch four nights long When I rolled underneath this mobile home The folks woke up and drove away Left me here with these two dead legs Now I'm rolling, rolling, rol...Read Full Lyrics

It's automatic When I talk to old friends, The conversations Turn to girls we knew When their hair Was soft and long. And the beach Was the place to go. The sun-tanned bodies And ...Read Full Lyrics

Well c'mon all you fellas So young and so fine Seek not your fortunes In the dark dreary mine It'll form as a habit And will seep in your soul 'Till a stream of your blood runs As...Read Full Lyrics

{spoken:} Thanks a lot, thanks a whole lot. Lulu sends her friends They cover the mouths with one hand Well, I keep waiting here Drifting around in a dark land And the lone hunter ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I can't make love To the girls in this city 'Cause the girls Say I abuse them And I won't go out With girls because Girls will fall in love with you Everybody's lonely, that'...Read Full Lyrics

He got the high sign so he jumped a bus Along the roads that wind on through The hot Mojave and the Jericho He'd start his whole life anew And what he left behind he hadn't valued ...Read Full Lyrics

Their frying fish in Chinatown And the wind smells of rain My head is ticking like a bomb On a subway train Now I cut to the on high And I get opened up like venetian blinds When ...Read Full Lyrics

(Or: An inebreated and slightly inbred white male is smitten by an overweight white woman he sees while passing the Fluff'n Fold Coin Op Laundry.) I found five dollars on the stre...Read Full Lyrics

Grandma is a rhino My brother is a dog I can tell it's Animal Day 'Cause my best friend just turned into a frog Mommy is a monkey My girlfriend is a horse But I'm not turning into ...Read Full Lyrics

Chrokee sat on the same barstool Everyday 'til his wife dragged him back. Drinking and talking about the old days, "They don't make them anymore like that." I did extra work in the...Read Full Lyrics