Em Calls Paul [Skit] Lyrics

[Eminem]This ain't beef manI don't know what the f*ck to call itBut no beefWhattup X?I float like big spirit in this bitch I'm ghostlyRush me, cause you ain't gonna live to roast m...Read Full Lyrics

(Ricky Racks)For what it's worthYou were a slut at birthIf the world had a dickYou'd f*ck the EarthI tried to get over youIt doesn't workYou're still a cuntI'm still a fucking jerk...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh shit (ooh hey ooh)Guess what?I ain't coming in yetI'll come in in a minuteAh-yo, this is my love songIt goes like thisBack when Mark Wahlberg was Marky MarkThis is how we used ...Read Full Lyrics

I roll over and go to reach for you, you're goneThis bed's empty without youYou said you're moving onBut I'm having some trouble getting thereBut dwelling ain't getting me, uhh, an...Read Full Lyrics

You and me we were the pretendersWe let it all slip awayIn the end what you don't surrenderWell the world just strips awayGirl, ain't no kindness in the face of strangersAin't gonn...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a p...Read Full Lyrics

Marshall, sounds like an S.O.S.Holy whack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin' right!To the rap mobile, let's go!Marshall! Marshall!Bitches and Gentleman!It's showtime!Hurry, hur...Read Full Lyrics

I can almost taste itThis shit makes no sense to meWhat is it all meanI can almost taste itI can almost tame itThis shit makes no sense to meWhat is it all meanI can almost taste i...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna be the best who ever did itDon't know if that goal is feasible, or it isn'tBut if it is then God, if you're listenin'Please grant me the strength to crush all competitionYo...Read Full Lyrics

(Just pull the plug) People say that I'm a bad influenceI say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to itThey say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol (c'mon)C'mon, do as I d...Read Full Lyrics