Empty House Lyrics

If you want to get radio play then you write a radio songSell your het sex baby, you better make it quick ladyThe dyke rock scene is what you make of itIt becomes what you bring to...Read Full Lyrics

You cant' get a tattoo in MassachusettesYou have to go to New HampshireYou can't buy a dildo in NebraskaYou have to go to KansasAnd in Utah they water down the beerAll my friends f...Read Full Lyrics

I know you want to touch me and fondle me all dayI know you want to rub me, get me off in every wayNo I don't mind but I wouldn't wanna be your girl...Read Full Lyrics

Well you see I wanna sell a million records But my music sucks So what am I to do? They say an artist is appreciated after he's dead I have no talent but I bet that it's still tru...Read Full Lyrics

There's been some things that I've wanted to say a long time Nwver have I spent a day without you on my mind And I've tried a lot of songs and I need to try one that's new But I do...Read Full Lyrics

In a crowd with no escape is when I feel my privates wake! Got to find some privacy or they will see me scratching me! My balls itch! They're itching, I gotta scratch 'em Way dow...Read Full Lyrics

I can't imagine how this could have happened A new sexual freedom, turns into a digressionHe knows he can't do anything and all his friends are dyingSo get more information cause t...Read Full Lyrics

MotherfUckin' ironyHow'd you get the best of meLove is in the air, and you make it smell like SHIT!Never thought I had a chanceguess I was just a trance'cause I liked you all along...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, I get it You wanna run my life! Why don't you stick an antenna up my ass and make me your own satellite You bitch why the hell you gotta make it so damn tough I could find a ...Read Full Lyrics

SICK of being a loser Turned down at every turn! TIRED of being rejected I'm the king of crash and burn. WHAT am I gonna do now? I need a little plan... WAIT! I bet they would wa...Read Full Lyrics