En Route to the Beverly Hills Hotel Lyrics

[Hollywood Welcoming Committee]:May I come in?[Ingmar Bergman]:Who are you?[Hollywood Welcoming Committee]:I am the Hollywood Welcoming Committee. May I sit down?Blatant attempt, I...Read Full Lyrics

[Hotel Operator]:Good morning Mr. Bergman, this is your wake-up call.The limousine will be downstairs in 45 minutes.Have a wonderful day.[Ingmar Bergman]:I've got to contact Sweden...Read Full Lyrics

[The Studio Chief]:Well, Mr. Bergman, have you made your decision?But before you answer, perhaps you are hungry. Let's go into the commissary.Ah, Ingmar Bergman, look around, and h...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:I must not be hasty.My first inclination would be to tell them to go to Hell, but I must not be hasty.My first inclination is to tell them they don't deserve an ar...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:Actors are actors anywhere and yet what I fear is a HollywoodStarlet not understanding my temperament on the set.(Hear imaginary film shoot in Hollywood)[First A.D...Read Full Lyrics

[Hotel Operator]:It's your wake-up callBreakfast, sir, is on its wayHope you have a pleasant dayGood day[Hotel Concierge]:Mr. Bergman, sirGoing for a stroll, I seeSun is out, pleas...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:That Hollywood tour bus is certainly following me closely.[Hollywood Tour Guide]:Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Hollywood Tour Bus Line.Ah, we're in luck!To ...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:Who are all these people?What do they want?[Autograph Hounds]:Over here!Over here!Over here!Can we have your autograph?Over here!Over here!Over here!Can we have yo...Read Full Lyrics

[Ingmar Bergman]:I've often portrayed nightmares in my films.But this is a nightmare of a different sort.I have to escape this nightmare. I must return to where I came from.I've of...Read Full Lyrics

[The Studio Chief]:We've got to turn him 'roundNot let him let us downWe've got to turn him 'roundNot let him turn us down, not let him turn us downHow could he be so smallTo turn ...Read Full Lyrics