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Magicians, Don Camero has lost his mind Get ready for Don Camero's Super Mega Sale Bonanza Total liquidation in all magic and pet supplies Ducks, bucks, turtles, magic wands, a...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system Distinguish myself...Read Full Lyrics

Got no life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair ...Read Full Lyrics

I started drinking at a quarter to 4 Half past eight I'm out on the floor I saw her walking right in I said Keep on goin man I don't give in Next thing you know I'm back I gotta ma...Read Full Lyrics

I just want to eat some pills Little ones big ones get my fill Don't matter what kind cause I'll be buying them Up or down I rely on them Little red ones Quay ludes And the beauti...Read Full Lyrics

Digging graves in my living room Red roses in full bloom A hanging lamp floats down the hall I believe in ghosts Though ghosts I never see Ghosts are in my house They're making fun...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Cop without a gun Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun That's what she told me She sees right through me...Read Full Lyrics

Give me a gun cause cause bombs and guns are really fun I've lost my job my moneys gone live like a slob I've got no home only streets to roam live so alone I'm barely alive I feed...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I swing this hammer from 9 to 5 Been workin' for the man just to stay alive W-O-are-K is how I spell work Feel depressed, I miss my family Maybe if I work long then I'll fee...Read Full Lyrics

I was down on my luck tired or working for my bucks So I bought a one way ticket on a 40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the...Read Full Lyrics