English Murder Mystery Lyrics

I know a girl called KrisWho believes in God and ElvisAnd I'm an atheistBut we get on fineI know a girl called KrisWho's an astral-projectionistAnd I want nothing to do with itBut ...Read Full Lyrics

You tell me you don't like the way I comb my hairBut there are two of us at this tableOnly one of us doesn't careYou're so engrossed in what you readAnd you're not really thereCan ...Read Full Lyrics

I love you from the heart of my bottomI love you from the bottom of my soulI love the soles on your feetI love you from the foot of the hill(I promise I will)I'd sail the driest de...Read Full Lyrics

Accidents will happenCatastrophes will occurOne hour in your kitchen is boring enoughYou locked me in for twenty-fourCatastrophes can happenAccidents will occurI was looking for a ...Read Full Lyrics

It was summer when she moved inAnd it was winter when she moved out againAnd the sky was usually blueAnd the single bed was big enough for twoIt's funny the things that stay with y...Read Full Lyrics

Andrew’s pleasure is a beautiful girlfriendThey both wear sunglasses and hide their facesAndrew’s pleasure is a beautiful girlfriendWho isn't scared to kiss him in public place...Read Full Lyrics

Twenty-five year old teenager steals every sceneHe's got wrinkles in his forehead He's supposed to be younger than meHe's a rebel with a clauseHis contracts guaranteedHe’s filthy...Read Full Lyrics

You and I have got a postpak relationshipIt's a tale of two citiesI don't know how many self addressed envelopesHave passed between you and I and Melbourne and SydneyTwo weeks 'til...Read Full Lyrics

Happy birthday dear KatrinaWe hope you have a lovely dayYour father and I are oh so proudIn fact there’s something he’d like to sayWe’ve watched you grow from a beautiful bab...Read Full Lyrics

I walk right past his window when the light is growing dimHe looks away from me and as I glance in at himHe owns one bed, one bookcase and the televisionHe sits and watches and Iâ€...Read Full Lyrics