Enlightenment Lyrics

When we were kids mom bought us a guinea pig Our sister let it play on her bed She also let it snap its neck on the floor We did not have that guinea pig anymore But we got a new o...Read Full Lyrics

Stand in front of your super nice car Snap another photo of how cool you are Shoot it online as soon as you can So we all know that you're the man Maybe I'm lookin' at this the wro...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna ride my bike straight out of town Up into the sky never come back down Cause I have a magic bike I can go anywhere I like Might just beam into space Pedal on up to an ali...Read Full Lyrics

I've been running around town With a chick named Foxy Brown She teaches me things And she likes to go down To see her family And that is fine with me So we sometimes take a visit T...Read Full Lyrics

You can smell an alpha male When he walks and talks He gives it off so well Watch any chick stick to his dick While you wish that you were that thick He's king of the jungle But t...Read Full Lyrics

My dad is a conservative My sister is a liberal My mom is what my dad is My brother is nothin' but he's pr'cool I think I'll follow after him Who cares if he does drugs in the bas...Read Full Lyrics

It's a trend to be a fake hippy If I'm wrong then try to correct me I don't mean anything bad to the real ones Because that's who I'd get my drugs from What I mean is there are kid...Read Full Lyrics

I live in my house But most of my dick lives in my yard It stays big whether it's soft or hard I don't think I'll ever find my soulmate I can't even buy a hooker They never think i...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so high but I'm feelin' edgy Think I need to die what did they give me "Spice bro" "What is that though" "Posh, Scooby Snacks, oh you know... Barely Legal, 420 Squared It's o...Read Full Lyrics