Equivalencies Lyrics

Ed was at the end of his rope, an expression he detested. "There is no Rope! " he would scream at the laughing walls. "There is only the end. No hope, no rope. Ending is better ...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) I think it's all right to eat other people, as long as they've been properly canned. So in the future, when we think we're eating soy, but it turns out we're actually eat...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) Personally, I'm more than a little disillusioned with castration. I've used it numerous times as a literary device, and it seems to have lost its punch. I'm sure it isn't...Read Full Lyrics

"Oh, how delicious!" The pig boy squealed As another rush of pure pain came over him Then Pig Boy declared "This is what Pig Boy truly lives for Pig Boy shall wallow And sing in th...Read Full Lyrics

I can't relate to people Who rush to catch the train So much strain For such a momentary gain Why not just once Try to live a day In a leisurely way Like in those paintings by Dub...Read Full Lyrics

Posted By: Font (Font) Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991 Title: Gary And Melissa Gary and Melissa John S Hall/Dave Rick From the King Missile album _Mystical Shit_ on Shimmy ...Read Full Lyrics

(screamed) Give me a dollar! Hey! Give me a dollar! I want a dollar! I need a dollar! You got a dollar?! So give me a dollar! (spoken) Give me a dollar with your phone number on...Read Full Lyrics

In this happy sing-song hell hole In this torture house of glee In this perfect playpen prison There's so much to do and see On this euthanasia morning Colorful carnival of pain L...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken) What is good to do is to try to get hamsters to crawl into balloons. When you have balloons full of hamsters, you're going to be happy. You tie the balloons to your belt ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm open, you can enter me You can exit me, you never have to ask I'm open, open my head Cut open my head, take the lid off my head Empty out my head Plunge your hands into my open...Read Full Lyrics