Erin Doesn't Like Me. Lyrics

Writing the lines as they come to me Scratching them out almost immediately Don't know what it's done to me It's cold and it's wet it's been raining all night And there's a le...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! Oooh! Oh!One rule you all should obey:Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.Have bread, and vegetables too,Some dairy products, but whatever you doDon't you forget abou...Read Full Lyrics

Pecked by the seagullsHanging from the gallowsSwinging in the breezeDripping something on the streetsI can see him from my window they can see him from the waterJust a victim of th...Read Full Lyrics

We made a deal in the carYou stay angry I'll feel nothing at allAnd you gave me your heartAnd I buried my heartI'll never trust myselfI'll never trust myself againI've got my foot ...Read Full Lyrics

A cowboy is to the prairieAs a sailor is to the seaA cowboy is to the prairieAs a trucker is to the highwayIf you don't think that cowboys cryWell then you've never heard a cowboy'...Read Full Lyrics

It could've been any boyIt could've been any girlI'm glad it was meI'm glad it was youMet a girl from Austin, DallasMet a girl I won't soon forget herSat down to write her a letter...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, oh, here she comes.Boy, she likes that processed meat.Oh, oh, here she comes.She's Spameater!...Read Full Lyrics

She was the best thingBest thing that he ever hadShe was the best thingHe switched from rumTo whiskeyShe was the only decent thingIn a good for nothing townShe was the prettiest gi...Read Full Lyrics

Like coming on the scene of a train wreckAre you the devil or my demon brotherIt'll take a long time to wash your hands of thisToo many drinks and too much John WayneLike coming on...Read Full Lyrics

I wish you could've been a fly on the wallWhen I was 12 years oldCrying over my homeworkI would've slit my wrist if it wasn't forRock and rollRock and rollIn the spirit of Kenneth ...Read Full Lyrics