Erostratus Lyrics

Professor CheekboneIs your uncleLiving undergroundIn a bunkerHe's a poserHe's a theoremHe's an answerTo no questionHe's got a girlfriendShe's always dressed the sameIn a white shir...Read Full Lyrics

Beijing to Seoul, Beirut to LondonA red flag's hoisting to the skiesAs if to say our time is comingAs if a sun's begun to riseAnd can you hear the children singingAbout a future fa...Read Full Lyrics

They said that I'd get over youAnd life would go onBut I never didAnd it never didYou were the only one who knew meAnd now you have goneI keep it all hidKeep it all hidLike a book ...Read Full Lyrics

To live apart from everyoneIt isn't hard when it must be doneI have the rain, I have the seaI am a danger to societyIf I am shunned, then I am shunnedAnd I have lost, and you have ...Read Full Lyrics

Stella materLight is failingMaking such a fool of theeWhen you'd love to be someoneIt's hard to act so simply, it's easy to make noiseI worship the silence that sings like a birdI ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm jealous of the men whose penises are larger than my penisesAnd I'm jealous of the men whose penises are so enormous they outstrip all average penisesI'm even jealous of the men...Read Full Lyrics

If nations are like sisters who choose to specializeWho [?] talents to the girls on either sideWho vie amongst themselves for the values to prizeGreat Britain when America and Fran...Read Full Lyrics

The culture says that you're not importantI believe the culture is wrongEven though since we split upYou haven't done much of anythingYou've paired up, passed timeBut mostly stayed...Read Full Lyrics

The crazy bus driverA hardened survivorBecame a great artistAnd came on apaceHe started doing crashesTo entertain passengersIt didn't hurt when heSmashed up his faceBut only a has-...Read Full Lyrics

I've made some mistakes in my timeBut you are the best mistake of mineI've made girls happy but mostly sadI've done a few good things but mostly badI think you are my greatest mist...Read Full Lyrics