Escape from The Mooselodge Lyrics

I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then I'll crawl away I will blow hot fart on you I will build an are-2 D-2 I won't even start ...Read Full Lyrics

Penile DripYou gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your handsThe Penile DripYou gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your handsPenile Drip--you gotta love w...Read Full Lyrics

You! screwed it all up, Ruined everything for everyone. You! won't even admit that it was all your fault. Whoah! the self indulgent ego will bring you down where ever you go. All t...Read Full Lyrics

Gwar, I bring forth the portal potty Coming to feed on the shit from your bodies. Your turds have more power than mere human feces Let's use it's great power to recover the pieces ...Read Full Lyrics

If you look at it you'll get drunk Frothing mass of filthy chunk Bloodshot eye and boiling spew To kick the ass of punks like you Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods Ro...Read Full Lyrics

I'm thinking I was once a baby Birthed deep within the Master's bowels Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball But I crave vengeance, I'm not throwing in the towel Well I ...Read Full Lyrics

In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne Within the "ass"-teroid belt where his body floats alone his mind begins to wander the worm begins to turn all life...Read Full Lyrics

Having a child with a person I don't even know Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow She caught the sperm in her mouth And then she put it down south She did...Read Full Lyrics

You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O" and If I call you only say "goodbye". Watching TV, how re-runs make me cry Are you thinking of me like I'm thinking of you? Are...Read Full Lyrics