Eureka! Funday! Lyrics

So you no longer want me You want to shove this horn up my ass You want to slap these tattoos right off me Well you can't, I'm a thirty four-sixer Girl, please don't leave me, we'r...Read Full Lyrics

Hey scoot over, let me drive Let's go wreck your old mans ride Old mans ride, old mans ride You will ride, you will ride Honk the horn, let's scare old bags Let's show off these b...Read Full Lyrics

What's the use of talking, I'm finished again Clean yourself up, I'm finished again You heard what I said What's the use of talking, I'm finished again Everyone already knows what ...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up today, this morning, I'm bloody, I'm beaten, I find that I have been robbed They took my shoes, my wallet, I'm still drunk, I say "fuck it!" I go to my job Then my bo...Read Full Lyrics

I had a dream and I woke up I had a dream that we broke up I rolled over to tell you You were awake and you spoke up You said "I have something to tell you You know that I want you...Read Full Lyrics

You want your revenge, you want blood and guts Someone took what's not his Well that's homo, but that ain't sapient Leave dumb dying to kids I'm a scientist, I'm a modern man I lik...Read Full Lyrics

He talks too much He takes all the credit. He wants it all but He's never met For him there's lots of good things to eat And people just organized meat. His neigbors wonderin' He'...Read Full Lyrics

As his sperm dripped from the rag He felt used-used up-not so good The Pictorial He wondered what she'd look like in a bikini, or a nice dress How she walked--why she'd done this t...Read Full Lyrics

Driving through the wreckage of a maze of bones You're talking to your mommy on the telephone You say "Mother dear, can we please have some steaks tonight?" While death is circling...Read Full Lyrics

Weird kitchen Owl-shit with little bones Tracks thru the green stuff Sewage on the snow Weird kitchen With star-spangled pots Weird kitchen Tarpits and vacant lots My grandma buys ...Read Full Lyrics