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I'm on the run with two girls from Indiana who have no idea that I just robbed a bank.The radio says they'll apprehend me in Atlanta, but I turned around and drove the other way.Wh...Read Full Lyrics

Jerry Sandusky.Sports, sports!OJ Simpson.Sports, sports!Michael Vick.Sports, sports!Ray Rice, punch your wife.Sports, sports, sports!Take a left.Take a left.Nascar.Sports!Driving i...Read Full Lyrics

We're just a bunch of fucking spazz kids, chock full of all of the asbestos from all these stupid office spaces.Just tell me where my fucking desk is, you dingus!You spend your lif...Read Full Lyrics

You think you got me all worked out.You think you know what the fuck I'm about, but you should shut your fucking mouth before I punch you way down south.I'm going to punch you in y...Read Full Lyrics

I got fired on a Tuesday on my break smoking cigs in the lot.Came back to find some church group.Man, they were really pissed off.I got fired for Satan!I got fired for Satan!That S...Read Full Lyrics

I just got some crack.Let's smoke it in the back, and I just got some Jack to drink after that.Take this, drink this.Smoke this, fuck you.Take this, drink this.Smoke this, fuck you...Read Full Lyrics

Around here we like cunt, not crust.Give you a dick titty blood punch.Just wait for Muhammad Ali (Cassius Clay) to punch you right in your titty (or your dick).Around here we like ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sorry I wanted to be So much better than this, But I don't think I can I say these words to keep your body Close to my heart. I know you're gone, but I still miss you all the t...Read Full Lyrics

Lately I've been wondering How many times in my life, That I have said I love you and lied. Maybe I was only keeping you here Because I was too damn stubborn to let you go. I've ne...Read Full Lyrics

I can't believe I'll never see you again. I only wish I'd had a chance to say goodbye. There will be more than a few short moments Where this tears at the space beneath my ribs. I ...Read Full Lyrics