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On Denny Way there is a bar they call the RazzmatazzWhere lots of geezers like to sit around and droolAnd they like to play pocket poolFalling off their stoolOn the corner there’...Read Full Lyrics

"We are the phonies.We are the fakes that eatgold crumbs from all your palms.We are thefrauds.We are the snakes.And we’re all winnershere."I’m putting the brass knuckles on.No ...Read Full Lyrics

A consumer AdvocateA breath of fresh airIn an otherwise smoky roomHe digs the Environment With just a little bit of anal retentionRalph Nader tells the crowdsHe’ll try to represe...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I was walking down the High Road And this guy stops me He'd just got in from New Zealand And he was looking for mushy peas I said, no, we hadn't really got 'em round here I s...Read Full Lyrics

How does it feel to be one of the wealthiest people?Everyone knows who you areYou're on a winning streakYou're the computer software czarThe world's most successful geekBill Gates ...Read Full Lyrics

George Bush told liesGeorge Bush told liesGeorge Bush told lie-ie-ies He told liesGeorge Bush wasn’t niceHe should apologizeThe deficit is flying sky-y highWhy oh whyNow the well...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up Christmas morningIt was a little bit before 3 O’clockI sprang from bed looking out the window To investigate a noise outsideWhen in flies a guy all dressed up in redAnd...Read Full Lyrics

It's nine o'clock in the Chinese take-away And I blame the effect on the gamma ray, the gamma ray Well, losing out on mah jong I set my watch to Hong Kong I blame it all on the gam...Read Full Lyrics

I’m on the road yeahI’m on tourDon’t need no mapCuz I been here beforeHotels -Motels -One night standsI’m just a holy rollin’ travelin’ manSigning autographsTalking to ...Read Full Lyrics

I took a tram into the fourth dimension 'Cause I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4-D way And when I got there you know it ha...Read Full Lyrics