Everybody Got Some But Me (Raunchy Playboy Version) Lyrics

Well, now a millionaire came round todayAnd started givin' dollar bills awayWhile everyone was grabbin' it where was I?I was home nappin'!So everybody got some but me.I say: everyb...Read Full Lyrics

Elvis, he's a hero...he's a superstar,And I hear that Paul McCartney drives a Rolls Royce car.And Dylan sings for millions,And I just sing for free.Oh, everybody's makin' it big bu...Read Full Lyrics

Come sit beside me and I'll sing you one last songFor you to carry with you as you goAnd I'll remember you here in the frosty dawnand the lightly falling February snowFor tomorrow ...Read Full Lyrics

Boom bah bah, Boom bah bah boom,Twelve riders in the gloomSeven show red and the rest are dead,But the First Battalion's home.Boom bah bah,Boom bah bah boom,You can hear the hoof b...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I'd like to sing a song about the chain gang (whap!) And swingin' twelve pound hammers all the day, (whap!) And how a I'd like to kill my captain (whap!) And how a black man ...Read Full Lyrics

I was waitin' in Rosie's RestaurantWhen the waiter came up and said, "What do you want?"I looked at the menu -- it looked so niceTill he said, "Let me give you some advice"He said,...Read Full Lyrics

When Johnny comes marching home again...harro...harroGive him a hearty welcome then...harro...harroAll the boys will sing and the girls will shoutAnd the ladies they will all turn ...Read Full Lyrics

Some men need some killer weedand some men need cocaine.Some men need some cactus juiceto purify their brain.Some man need 2 women,and some need alcohol.Everybody needs a little so...Read Full Lyrics

Once there was a giving tree who loved a little boy.And everyday the boy would come to playSwinging from the branches, sleeping in the shadeLaughing all the summer’s hours away.A...Read Full Lyrics

Well, when I was a boy,I played in a band,The virtuoso of the slide trombone.I always thought that I possessedA perfectly golden mellow tone.But then one night things got tight and...Read Full Lyrics