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It's you, how are you gentlemanAll your base are belong to usYou are on the way to destructionAll your base are belong to usYou are on the way to destructionAll your base are belon...Read Full Lyrics

So you hate your parentsThey're a bunch of jerksAnd everyday they yell at you cause they had a bad day at workBut my friend I understandI've been there beforeThere's a place where ...Read Full Lyrics

We will never, ever be freeWe will never, ever be freeWe will never ever be free until nerd persecution endsWe will never, ever be freeWe will never, ever be freeWe will never ever...Read Full Lyrics

Hey my name is Sally RuthAnd I am here for the humpback whaleAnd I really love the whaleI love the humpback whaleCause I love the whalesThe whales they are my friendsSo when I say ...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas time is hereHappiness and cheerFun for all that children call their favorite time of yearSnowflakes in the airCarols everywhereOlden times and ancient rhymes, and love an...Read Full Lyrics

Merry, Merry ChristmasYou took my plastic JesusYou held him for ransomHe's so meek and honestAnd so very handsome(Chorus)Plastic Manger SceneOh, what you mean to meMary and Joseph'...Read Full Lyrics

Feels like the world is keepingAll of its weight on my shouldersBreak from yesterday’s chainsIf I canLooks like the stains on my skinWon’t wash away any too soonLooks like the ...Read Full Lyrics

I still got this image in my headOf Adam and Eve not eating any fruit at allIf they just ate vegetablesStayed naive and had no idea what evil wasEverything would be just fineI've g...Read Full Lyrics

She cried and gave birth to meI cried, I was glad to see her face, my mommy!She fed me from her deepest soul(and I smiled 'cause I love food!)Mother be, bein' the bravest onesThe r...Read Full Lyrics

Pick a star, any starJust don't come to me if it's wrongMy hands have been washedAnd I hope this is the endPenetrating the weakness of my own heartKeeping me away from youAnd I can...Read Full Lyrics