Everyone's A Tosser Lyrics

I've forgotten everything In my little mouse size bed In a county hospital With a tiny bandage around my head You've just got a broken ankle Snap out of it frankel Images are comin...Read Full Lyrics

GATESY: I need to tell you how I feel My love for you has congealed My baby now YON AND SCOD: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ...Read Full Lyrics

(Voice 1) This is the first song from our new cd, I just have to warn you, it's a little bit scary (Voice 2) Very very scary, B minus scary, seriously the people in this room are ...Read Full Lyrics

You know, Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen Comet and Cupid and Chopper and Nixon But do you recall The least famous reindeer of all? Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian Fabian, ...Read Full Lyrics

We're born and then the end is nigh We live, we love, we laugh, we cry We get old, we regret, we die But not I! I won't go into the night I have faced a dragon's bite When the re...Read Full Lyrics

There was a, hot girl in the comic shop And I didn't know what to do. There was a, hot girl in the comic shop She was lookin' at Doctor Who. There was an actual girl in the comic s...Read Full Lyrics

If all you leave me is bones I will sing bones If all you leave me is dust I will sing dust If everything I have loved is taken away I will still play I will still play I won't ch...Read Full Lyrics

If I had a tattoo I would get one of you Or at least of a generic womans body Draw your head on with a texta If I had a tattoo I would get one of your name Or at least I'd get the ...Read Full Lyrics

It's not as easy as it looks to do what we do To be a hero and a role model to every young Australian. To have the hopes and dreams of millions on our shoulders To be the shining p...Read Full Lyrics

I was made in darkest night Of chalky ash and children's fright I do not think you know what you behold I was made of aching hurt Of fairy tales and bloody dirt I hope you do exact...Read Full Lyrics