Everyone Should Have a Friend Like Ace Lyrics

Skies are blue, so don't ever look back'Cause I know what we've both been throughAnd here we go againSink your teeth right inDon't be scared, I'm hereClose your eyesDon't be scared...Read Full Lyrics

Pow Pow Pow!Saddle up the horses out in the stableI've got some pals who will back us upWe'll ride down the hillside to the Klan demonstrationWe'll all listen to them assholes talk...Read Full Lyrics

"Ha,Ha,HAH....("And so the dead tonguesang"-backwards masked)"We rode to the great divide. Downrock and rubble, we flew inside (throatclearing rites).""Down rock and rubble we flew...Read Full Lyrics

Such is the fate, whoa, of this misguided boy who gives and gives but never receives, Or so he thinksBut really, what does he know?Lock and load, we'll find out soon enough"Lights ...Read Full Lyrics

In the land of the damned with thick skin like barkThe children were jeering a boy in the parkBlind in one eye from the day he was bornIt was common for all one-eyed boys to be sco...Read Full Lyrics

I went fishin' with a hammer and sickleAnd a bone crusher attached to a pickleI snuck into the nest, pulled a pin from my vestStarted suckin' on that juicy little trickleWhy should...Read Full Lyrics

This is a bad dream. One day when the corn was soft in the ear, and the oak leaves rattled like the poplar at sunrise, we all awoke at 4 AM. And, with maw framed in the kitchen doo...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the inventor of the burning pillow fight, so step up boys and give me a light, in the matches' red glare, feathers burning in air, to the mattresses far below. We studied evil ...Read Full Lyrics

(Oh sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.) Aah, that's okay. So, I got my wife, you know, the brunette, a plastic Marilyn Monroe mask for her birthday the other day . . . . . Well, we...Read Full Lyrics

In the big gravel clearin' was a beheadin' and a spearin'Some hippie conglomerate denied two feds a hearin'A couple black suit agents got under a whiskey spellHad to waltz a jig hi...Read Full Lyrics