Fat Face Lyrics

My son this news is quite a shockI’m told you’ve done a runnerI suppose it’s all the same to youIf your family goes underOh father dearest fatherVienna called to meAnd all in...Read Full Lyrics

Let's see if Philip canBe a little gentlemanLet's see if Philip's ableTo sit at the tableMama bades Phil behaveAnd papa he looks very graveBut fidgety Phil he won't sit stillHe wri...Read Full Lyrics

I forgive all of you bastards,Who've put me hereToday.May each oneOf you die,In a nasty,Painful way.The whores,Who have betrayed me,A curse,To all your flesh.May the pox eatEach on...Read Full Lyrics

Saint John is a liar, how could you believea whore and her sins that they did forgive?The stone it was cast by Jesus himselfAnd before she knew it the adultress was dead.The first ...Read Full Lyrics

Fisheads in the gutters, the whores are old and tired. Sailors are tellin' tales, sailors are all liars. The fisheads are their only meal, they lie in their stomachs and congeal. F...Read Full Lyrics

On the portside whores are singing while the rubbers they are flinging From a night of fornicatingFrom a night of lubricatingWith sailors far awayWhile the sun it is setting The fi...Read Full Lyrics

My life’s a drama I can’t denyI want to have sex with fliesBut when I try I am too bigI stick it in and they don’t liveI smell I smell I smell of shitThe flies the flies they...Read Full Lyrics

He’s got no legs and he’s got no arms and flipper boy is full of fearHe swims in a fish tank he’s star of the show mermaids he spearsFlipper boy is three foot high he’s got...Read Full Lyrics

When the rain comes tumbling downIn the country and the townAll the good little girls and boysStay indoors and mind their toysRobert says no when it poursIt's better out out of doo...Read Full Lyrics

When the time comes no regretI'll embrace my friend my love and my deathI'd like to burn the whole thing downThe human race I'd like to drownSo don't make a fuss forget about usI'd...Read Full Lyrics