Fake David Bowie Song: Eclipse Me Lyrics

Wrestled in ideal And threw it in a box I'm sort of maybe hustled And hustle and bustle yeah I live in a city And wear it on my skin It's shiny and pretty It knows where I've been ...Read Full Lyrics

You sold me right up the river You had to hold me back You could’ve looked for the sunshine, yeah But you had to paint the whole thing black Now I'm back in the city The lig...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm not pretty or good to the eye Never left my room till 25 If I were happy would you punish me? Tie me up and call it therapy Miserable life, miserable life Miserable life,...Read Full Lyrics

I am really special cuz there's only one of me Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me When I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song It cheers me up...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a crazy kind of love, A crazy kind of love, Feelin' kinky then im done, A crazy kind of love. I've got a horny kind of love, A horny kind of love, You're what im wet dream...Read Full Lyrics

I named my pager Isn't that cute? You should too! So what's your pagers name? I'm waiting! People give me a hard time 'cause I have a wooden arse That's why there's only sandpaper ...Read Full Lyrics

Whatever. I went down to the beach and saw ki-ki, and she was all like "errrhh" And I'm like "Whatever" And then this chick comes up to me and she's like "hey aren't you that du...Read Full Lyrics

Well I'm just a bag of guts and stuff, And I'm all bloody inside. A thin layer of skin is all that holds it in, And I'm all bloody inside. And if you see me, oh, Don't want to be m...Read Full Lyrics

I was on my way to work, when I realised I'm wasted, Still wasted from the party last night, So I kicked back my seat and I loosened my tie, I'm wasted (he's wasted), Still wasted ...Read Full Lyrics

Aoow! And you wish that your legs were long, So you could shoot your stuff Until the break o' dawn, believe it I have danced on like a bomb And if I take your hand, We do the Sugar...Read Full Lyrics