Fake I.D. Lyrics

She was a Baptist He was a model She said she never had a drink but she's gonna drink the worm out the bottle Chugging on the jug of life He found Jesus She found her G-spot Is too...Read Full Lyrics

If you have trouble coming to Jesus, my friend 'Cause it's so easy; just believe and He'll mend Your broken heart And give you eternal life I used to hate God, churches, and all B...Read Full Lyrics

Christine's Depression never seems to end, Cuz she'll never be as skinny as the girls on friends. She's got fat hips, and thin lips, she's jealous of a q-tip She'd take stupid over...Read Full Lyrics

Secret dreams rising up in the dead of night All alone; it's a weakness that's hard to break Another summer fades away like the evening light Another year, as your confidence start...Read Full Lyrics

Hidden from the mystics whose writings had foretold With shattering simplicity, the mystery unfolds A small bouquet of cells becomes a living child Fathered by the great I am, a mo...Read Full Lyrics

She's a double-cross Demon powder queen Bitch in the gutter Master of kings She's a too-cool torture Top of the line Dangerous lover; White Cadillac She'll suck you dry and skin yo...Read Full Lyrics

You're up to the neck You may never see the sun again One slip and the world will split like a bloody wound So place your final bet Roll the dice; try to pretend You can go forever...Read Full Lyrics

Everyone minds their own business But nobody's watching the store Everyone's playing their own game But very few know the score No replacing the time we're wasting So attitudes had...Read Full Lyrics

There's someone that I know would like to talk to you There's someone that I know who gave His life for you His love is best of all; He'll hear you if you call The phone's never of...Read Full Lyrics

Alone in my thoughts, I wonder Will it be you and me? I've followed in shadows forever Waiting for you to see My heart is a fountain Bursting with love it can no longer hide Fear i...Read Full Lyrics