Fancy Pants Manifesto Lyrics

You don’t know if it’s bread or toast.You can see it but it’s bathed in ambiguous red light.At what point does bread become toast?Should you hit the lever? It’s been a whil...Read Full Lyrics

I’m falling up. They’re falling down.I’m standing still. They’re spinning around.No matter what I do, they could be undoing.Is there something brewing?Doesn’t anybody kno...Read Full Lyrics

It was a Friday.I saw a movie, but it wasn’t very long,so I snuck into another one.Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall.All in all, it was pretty fun.But then it ...Read Full Lyrics

(how!)Almost every day, I am swept awayFrom the dull, void and null, by the things you say.Wouldn’t it be great, living in one state?State of mind, intertwined, that you help cre...Read Full Lyrics

You may be friendly looking on the outside,but I know why you only wear long sleeves.And I know why you shake with the wrong hand.Don't try to hide it, 'cause I do believe that...Y...Read Full Lyrics

Nobody knows my true indentity.For all we know I'm John F. Kennedy'slove child with Nosferatu.We can't know, but still we got to.Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes,but ancient...Read Full Lyrics

Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace.Gone batty, running from the county police.Well, I hope you get well soon.Why, baby, did you have to do that?Set fire to Mrs. Ellerman's ca...Read Full Lyrics

Go to Hollywood,For the common good.Go and pack your bags, like you know you should.Go to California, but let me warn ya,The people there oftentimes will scorn ya.Pull out your tee...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, you tiny cardboard box with matches inside.Hell, you wooden match, hello the light you provide.You keep me warm, you keep me safe.You know that darkness isn't good.But nothi...Read Full Lyrics

What are you waiting for?Enough of this redundancy.Why don't you go back to my show?No need to torture me.It's just commercials.Damn commercials on my plasma screen.It's such a pai...Read Full Lyrics