Father Peter: the Pedophile Priest Lyrics

Button up your shirt, pull your tie up tightWhere's your briefcase Billy-boy?Gonna go work in your father's bizWhere's your briefcase Billy-boy?Workin' for dad - Oh what funGosh, w...Read Full Lyrics

I'm staring at the front door in my coat It's kinda rainy, I've a feeling I don't want to know I'm walking down the pavement, here I go I'm heading for a place I've been a million ...Read Full Lyrics

Serve me up a shot and don't gimme no beefUnless you'd like to see my fist full of your teethWham Bam, I'm a man with a goddamn planDrink it by the shot, mug, bottle, or canI got m...Read Full Lyrics

Is that your pussy?That's a nice pussy right thereIs that your pussy?All covered in pussy hairIs that your pussy?I think I saw that pussy beforeHot uptown pussy from an upscale pus...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a rod in my pants the size of New YorkSo, come on, baby, this pig wants porkBig blue veins runnin' up the sideSpread those legs, mama, open wideYa need a good rinsing out ...Read Full Lyrics

Move it over baby, you're a-blockin'' my shotI'm tightly focused on my subject and the action's red hotA woman's being raped against a back alley wallAnd I ain't doing nothing but ...Read Full Lyrics

Almighty God, I'm not impressedAlmighty God, whom have you blessed?Mr. Deity has done nothing for meOr anybody else to any measurable degreeI'm quite disgusted with his work thus f...Read Full Lyrics

I have been to Abilene The spirit world rising I have seen in Abilene The Devil has Texas Purple robes they shall wear The spirit world rising The number on their forehead and han...Read Full Lyrics

Come on, shake your ass 'til a turd flies outCome on, shake your ass, shake your assCome on, shake your ass 'til a turd flies outCome on, shake that ass, shake that assCome on, sha...Read Full Lyrics

Good bye, sweet love of my life Losing you cuts as deep as a knife I know I did you wrong and things weren't right But I loved you girl, more than life Good bye, sweet love of my ...Read Full Lyrics