Fiberglass Monkey Lyrics

My very existence makes you chew up pencils My very existence makes you cringe One would think that after so much hurt and pain An ordinary human would unhinge Detnaw ton ma I neh...Read Full Lyrics

The king of Mars perfects his commentary skills I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills If you're happier, dial 1 now Don't be fooled by gravity, and don't be like the su...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon time On the Internet there was a guy A very deepy flawed man They called him Eric Bauman He was a total asshole And nobody knows why He traveled all around On the pulse ...Read Full Lyrics

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Good morning, people of humbler times! My associates and I, we come to you from the future. That's right, we come from the future and we have many stories to tell. Stories of war, ...Read Full Lyrics

Go to Hollywood, for the common good. Go and pack your bags, like you know you should. Go to California, but let me warn ya. The people there often times will scorn ya. Pull out yo...Read Full Lyrics

Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out. We're so far out it's creepy. I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love, But they're not smar...Read Full Lyrics

Neil: Hey you, sit down and listen Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin' Think you're a Flash encyclopedia? Eating breathing Macromedia Think you're cool sayin' "All Your Base"...Read Full Lyrics

With the pickle mind we kick the nipple beer Steady as we go we're flying over trout Ghetto down the high way at the speed of light All I want to feel now is the wind in my eyes. S...Read Full Lyrics

It was a Friday. I saw a movie, but it wasn't very long, So I snuck into another one. Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall. All in all, it was pretty fun. But then ...Read Full Lyrics