Fido, Your Leash Is Too Long Lyrics

Should time allow us to describe our prowess It would be quite hard to overrate, For we are the king of the boudoir old thing and the king doesn't like to wait. One tryst with me a...Read Full Lyrics

It was the army train that took her daddy from her It was the bible train that took her momma too And that high loud whistle made her horse run away But the straw the broke the cam...Read Full Lyrics

I think I know what you would like us to do When we have children let's have 72 Until then we must be resigned to our fate I love you, baby, but God wants us to wait I guess it's ...Read Full Lyrics

If I was the Grand Canyon I'd echo everything you say But I'm just me I'm only me and you used to love me that way So you know how to love me that way If I was Paul Bunyan I'd car...Read Full Lyrics

In the middle of the night, With a sickening sound This little boat Ran aground The mast is twisted, the hull is breached One high tide and it'll be beached If I could walk...Read Full Lyrics

How fucking romantic All the stars are out Twinkling twinkling twinkling And fluttering about What a tacky sunset What a vulgar moon Play another charming Rogers and Hart ...Read Full Lyrics

The only thing that I could ever feel I can't believe it wasn't real The only thing that I could ever feel I can't believe it wasn't real You can't open your mouth Without telling ...Read Full Lyrics

They say there's a sun in the sky They say there's a sun in the sky But me, I can't imagine why There might have been one Before you were gone But now all I see is the night, so ...Read Full Lyrics

I die when you walk by So beautiful and strong Each day you pass my way In your bubble where nothing goes wrong You think your youth A perminent truth But here is a tear for your e...Read Full Lyrics

So you quote love unquote me Well, stranger things have come to be But let's agree to disagree Cause I don't believe you I don't believe you You tell me I'm not not cute Its truth...Read Full Lyrics