Fireman & Policeman And Mini Putt Security Guard Lyrics

Had to use a public restroom today... Ugh. Isn't that the worst when you have to? Godamnit... You j walk in, right. Here's the first thing, I don't care. Anywhere in the country yo...Read Full Lyrics

I've been swearing a lot lately. Ever go through those modes where you just can't help but swear All the time? Fuck is like the best word ever. It really is. It's perfect. It's jus...Read Full Lyrics

You always want head. We love it. We always have to watch, right. Right. And if you've got a lot of hair we fucking turn into Vidal Sasoon All of a sudden. We got like scrunchies, ...Read Full Lyrics

You are the one everyone wants to be I am the one they say, "I'm glad that's not me." When I go to sleep, I dream about you When you go to sleep, I bet you dream about you, too Yo...Read Full Lyrics

My friends took me out the other night. They were like "Dude we gotta go out man. Let's go." I was like, "I don't wanna go out." "Come on dude. Let's go get some chicks!" Yea? Just...Read Full Lyrics

There are some things I have learned in my recent past That I'm excited to share with you tonight, And one thing I've realized is that we all want to leave Behind a legacy; We al...Read Full Lyrics

I'll tell you what dream used to scare me when I was a little kid Used to actually totally give me nightmares: Remember those kool-aid commercials? Where that, no, that talking bow...Read Full Lyrics

Uh... OOh. You're gonna have a little baby? Oh you're pretty far a long there. What ah how long? You wanna have him right now? Can we force it or Something? You think he can hear m...Read Full Lyrics

If you shaved your beard, and put on a dress, you'd be a great female impersonator And if you win this contest, we will have failed Don't mean to be rude, but you look like the Hul...Read Full Lyrics

We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause We didn't have the pool. So one summer he bought us this Thing. It ...Read Full Lyrics