First Rule Is Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ofttimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you will find me sick To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick Can I help it if I am rather thick? Maybe we can chill ...Read Full Lyrics

Fishfuck, baby Gonna fuck you with a fish (x2) Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt You slut You whore Why are you my Mom? Fishfuck, baby Gonna fuck you with a fish (x2) ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I am fuckin' an animal I'm fuckin' an animal I'm holding on the horns I'm fuckin' an animal I'm involved with porn I'm fuckin' an animal Sure is nice and warm in here I'm...Read Full Lyrics

The halls of our keep rock with ruin and war The walls cry and crumble, Broken the sword. The tombs and the tomes. The world's honeycombed. We must possess the underearth. Down, d...Read Full Lyrics

Well I've been wearing a Gilded Lily To my design it was created Cunningly carved in a manner frilly My Gilded Lily he made me a smarty No deviation was tolerated My Gilded Lily he...Read Full Lyrics

Oh Yeah. Oh no. Yeah I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm Gonna kill you Gotta bust you up And I aint gonna give you anything And I am gonna track you down, I guess I'm gonn...Read Full Lyrics

Gazing through that toothy maw You could not conceive what I saw In my land there is no sun In my country there are no guns - OK! Cause we are GWAR!!! And we'll go far!!! We've go...Read Full Lyrics

Can you hear the whispering wind? Over the screams of your dying friends? Did you know your life was mine? You know what I got Ham on the bone A little thing that I just can't le...Read Full Lyrics

Well I hate love songs, and I hate lovers, I hate everything that I can't hurt so I hate you, I hate love songs, and I hate lovers, I hate everything that I can't hurt so I hate y...Read Full Lyrics

Happy anniversary, schools are short of funds This is what I say, give the kids more guns All of the classes are on how to kill If you don? teach them then someone else will Happy...Read Full Lyrics