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I'm singing Broadway and I love it!I'm singing Broadway and I'm proud!You can keep your Springsteen.Shove your Chaka.I really don't care for that kind of kaka.Ethel, Liza, Chita, t...Read Full Lyrics

I will never forget it you know. I was in bed one night with my boyfriend Ernie he began combing his hair there was a great shower of dandruff all about the bed. I said to him "Ern...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, human history is a sordid affair.Often I say to myself,"Oh this is horrible,man's inhumanity to man.It's just awful, it's..."Oh, why bother?Why bother, why bother, why bother?I...Read Full Lyrics

Rose: Have an eggroll, Mr. Goldstone.Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair.Have a spare rib, Mr. Goldstone.Any spare that I can spare I'll be glad to share!Have a dish, hav...Read Full Lyrics

Farmboysextra! Extra!hey, look atThe headlinehistorical newsIs being madeExtra! Extra!they're drawingA red linearound the biggest scoopOf the decadea barrel of charma fabulous thri...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I heard you callingI heard you calling out a nameI did not knowWoke up and tears were fallingYes tears were falling all around"MY BED OF WOE"Here's a situationRight befo...Read Full Lyrics

I fell head over heels in Tucson'Til the neon lights shined on his wedding bandAnd once a handsome CherokeeHe nearly swept me off my feetAnd we danced the night away in old Cheyenn...Read Full Lyrics

Now you may think I'm foolishWith all the foolish things I do.You may wonder how come you love meWhen I get on your nerves like I do.Aw, baby, you know you love me.Ain't no secret ...Read Full Lyrics

My grandpa died from asbestos.My daddy's name was Estes.And I don't know if that messed us up,or what it did.My brother was-a workin' as an boiler.He was glad he wasn't workin' as ...Read Full Lyrics

Sweet and low, sweet and low,wind of the western sea.Low, low, breathe and blow,wind of the western sea.Over the rolling waters go.Come from the dying moon and blow.Blow him again ...Read Full Lyrics