Florida Man Lyrics

Oh won't you spare me all your little lies You don't even scare me, honey I ain't gonna cry All of my friends say best back up and go I can walk out like a motherfucker You do...Read Full Lyrics

This old car could use a little fixing That front tire could use a little kicking She's a'running hot and the engine's choking Seems like everything that I have is broken Got...Read Full Lyrics

Well smoking dope is dopey; gets you busted by old Smokey And it's no aid to love Jesus or yourself Well, I guess that's why I do it; I'm trying to get through it And die before...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] You sound like a radio station You're lookin' for standin' ovation You look like you could use a vacation [Verse 2] You tried to pin a tail on the wind But you di...Read Full Lyrics

Judee was a punk back in the day Mommy and daddy and brother passed While she was away But she wasn't on vacation She was doing time For knocking over that gas station When s...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well the television psychic says you should've seen it comin' The dealer's dirty fingers are reachin' for your money Your bones just rattle like a dropped tambourine ...Read Full Lyrics

Verse 1 Watch the day unfold in little movies With silver tears that sparkle from my eyes I catch myself and turn to toughen up But it hurts too much to try Watching my refl...Read Full Lyrics

I just blew in from out of town from somewhere far away To lay my weary head back down and take in yesterday There's an empty glass with dried red wine stuck around the top And ...Read Full Lyrics

All my records are broken And they don't want to play in stereo I left you a message in a locket It doesn't want to ring And I just thought I'd let you know Hey now, how 'bo...Read Full Lyrics

I sing jokes and call them songs Nobody knows where they belong I've come up short for far too long And what felt right, feels so wrong I've always known, life isn't fair Yo...Read Full Lyrics