Flowered Rug Lyrics

Mutton dagger, Old blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing rod, Tally wacker, Pocket rocket, One eyed trouser trout, Ding dong, Ankle spanker, Pork sword, Engine cranker, Hairy hot dog,...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill, I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill, I'm gonna throw the piggy off I'm gonna throw the piggy off I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill. ...Read Full Lyrics

My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at Me!! My bum is on the rail My bum is on a man Bum is on a man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man My bum is on the step Bum ...Read Full Lyrics

Tiny salmon swimming in a stream. Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream The minor bird says ahh a ahhhh The chimpanze says eiii eii eiiii eiiiii The friendly owl says whoooo w...Read Full Lyrics

This is the Tom Green show, Its not the Green Tom show, This is my favorite show, Because it is my show. If this was your show, You'd probably like it more, But maybe that's just ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Young man, but wise to the bone From a youthless man who’s walked a lonely road And no fear of picking up Daddy’s traits He holds himself together with these barb...Read Full Lyrics

Chasing unbelief, walking into tomorrow morning Trying to figure out why I would do this to myself My pennies turn to nothing My wine has turned to water I like to say at least...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Without your makeup, I'm confused Oh to think you look amazing, but I'm not sure I do What is it my drunken eye don't see When it's you that I want Don't know whats ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Always fine lines between us They say our days don’t mean much Cast an anchor in the sand, what we did But my ships have sailed and I’m here to tell that I donâ€...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Oh I love, oh I love, love my freedom More than happy to be at a table for one Go to a movie with just yours truly Stay out all night or go to sleep early [Pre-Cho...Read Full Lyrics