Flutes And Trombones Lyrics

Jb: brrrrrrrrrring.... Brrrrrrrrrrrring Kg: *Click sound* Two Kings. Jb: Hey Kage. Kg: Hey. Jb: How's it goin? Kg: Good, good. Jb: What're ya doin? Kg: Oh God, I was just, I w- Jb:...Read Full Lyrics

Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When ya find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? ...Read Full Lyrics

I wasn't very popular in high school, And here's what I figured out It was because I needed it too much, I needed attention I think I have a, a chromosome, The need-attention-chrom...Read Full Lyrics

This is a song For the ladies, But fella's, Listen closely. You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you got to make some l...Read Full Lyrics

How could I leave KG all alone? (He's never coming home) As I rocket into space to my new home (He's up there with the stars) He will survive is what I tell myself (He doesn't...Read Full Lyrics

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise....TO POWER We ride with kings on ...Read Full Lyrics

Hope is a doggy A sweet doggy Standing next to a rose A flower grows in the soil There's still hope for life to exist For us to survive To thrive and survive And find a way ...Read Full Lyrics

I've been really tryin' baby Trying to hold on to this feeling for so long And if you feel like I feel, sugar Come on aarrgghh Come on Woohoo Let's get it on Ohh baby Let's get it...Read Full Lyrics

Kage*Snoring [Jack]* Oh my, god I've. done it Kage. come, here I want you [Kage]What! What! God! I! was sleeping dude What! are you talkin about [Jack]? Oh my, god [Kage]... Wh...Read Full Lyrics

Scientist: Wow! Um… I have to say I’m pretty impressed. Okay! Your lucky day Jack Black, you’re getting on the ship. Kyle Gass, I’m sorry. You’re not gonna make it too. W...Read Full Lyrics