Folk Me Amadeus Lyrics

I was born to be a girlish boy And my lover is a boyish girl And if everyone could be this way We could change the world In the rough and tumble of boisterous horseplay I will pro...Read Full Lyrics

In a field of corn Is a master's shoe Click the master's shoe There's a blue-tailed fly Click a blind man's foot See a horse's tail It's down to Finnegan The folk hero of HT...Read Full Lyrics

There's trouble up at Cowbell Barn The Shadoks are going back to the moon With rhodedendrons in a burlap sack Resin on a hessian violin rag All in Helvetica Light Robert the...Read Full Lyrics

My favourite handheld You're my favourite handheld device Visor never silent Speaking to Palm Pilot From New York to Tokyo Being happy Being free Always connected You and...Read Full Lyrics

There were three of us always Walking abreast Towards a siesta In two single beds The thrill of the bullring Was our thrill as well There was blood on the bell-pull In the hot hot...Read Full Lyrics

When you caress your little cat And stroke me with your hand I know I'm just a kitten but I long to be a man My little eyes are Chinese blue They view with some regret This g...Read Full Lyrics

How to spot an invert Amongst the vertebrates: Good grooming A tidy bedroom Never married And working in the arts A bitchy sense of humour Inordinately colourful scarves Loose ges...Read Full Lyrics

I like you, and I'd like you to like me to like you But I don't need you Don't need you to want me to like you Because if you didn't like me I would still like you, you see La la l...Read Full Lyrics

In the sanatorium I've booked a private room Where you can feel at home Where we can be alone Just you, the nurse and me In mountain scenery All the time that you've been ill Yo...Read Full Lyrics

Jean Michel Jarre came to Hicksville, too ra loo ra aye The music, smoke and lasers blew the people all away He ruined the musicians, they'll never play again Without adding a l...Read Full Lyrics