For Consumer Decency Lyrics

Hey! I'd like to tell you a story about something that happened to me. I was sitting at home just the other day watching some TV, when there's a knock on my door. And I went to...Read Full Lyrics

She had a face like a Conestoga wagon Lumpish and fortified Her real name was Mary Ann Bratton Henry knew her as Lorelei Henry’s head was shaped like a foot Squinty eyes a...Read Full Lyrics

I guess it's liver again. Can't you make some pork? Have you heard of this animal called a pig ? Watcha do to this pudding ? My ulcer's starting to bleed. This sludge's obscene - q...Read Full Lyrics

We took the wrong way in We took the wrong way out We took the wrong way in We took the wrong way out Patience Hesitation Quiet anticipation Desperation Calculation Premeditation ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm laid out Like a martyr on a redwood plaque. She's burning The ticks right off my back. I'm indulgent I like to cater to peculiar whims She's fascinated By my artificial limbs ...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting in the Sun Waiting for the Millennium They say that history's coming to an end Nothing happens now Since the wall came down Can't remember where I was back then I...Read Full Lyrics

How the great have fallen, See how life has passed them by. Was anybody looking in the crystal ball, When his star was on the rise. Stuffing his face with canned ham sandwich spre...Read Full Lyrics

No. Feeling.. Buxom. Feeling... Buxom. Feeling... Nice. Nice. It's inside of me(6x) Mother of Christ. I wanna feel what Mary felt.(Mother of Christ) I wanna feel what Mary felt, ...Read Full Lyrics

Papplejammy Maalmsteen Made Margaritas in Morocco with Marcel Marceau Mummenschantz Pachinko Poured Manischewitz in Pajamas at the Pompidou...Read Full Lyrics

Mrs. Hayes Takes a fork And stabs in her husband's neck Rips his tounge From his throat. And slashes at his fatty jowls. It's just a dream A drunken dream But it makes her feel b...Read Full Lyrics