For The Ladies Lyrics

I'm a rich and famous doctorI always thought I'd beAn expert in the field ofGynecologyNext on my agenda:Checking your pudendaLet me see what I can findIf you get your nerve upSlip ...Read Full Lyrics

When Grandfather diesLife will be strangeWhen Grandfather diesMy whole world will changeWhen Grandfather diesI'll scream and I'll yell'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as hellSo Grandfat...Read Full Lyrics

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die I tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace Could te...Read Full Lyrics

She gotta smile Yeah she gotta smile And she's flashin it right at me she gotta wink A wink across the bar And I know that its meant to be she gotta walk Oo she walking over And ...Read Full Lyrics

I made love to you all night longThen i got up to write you a songI watched you sleep and I fell in loveYou must've been sent from heaven aboveDon't think you could ever do no wron...Read Full Lyrics

If I could be a Superhero, I would be Awesome Man.I'd fly around the world fighting crimeAccording to my Awesome Plan.And if I saw criminals trying to lie Hurting other people and ...Read Full Lyrics

Well I can't find my car keys,They were right here in my hand.Wait a second, let me lookDid I leave them in the kitchen?Or underneath the cushins of the couch?I can't find them any...Read Full Lyrics

I flagged him down at the cornerAnd he picked me up at the lightI told him where I was goingAnd we drove off into the night"How's it going my friend?" I asked himSlowly he turned h...Read Full Lyrics

If You've ever had A broken Heart You promise yourself To never let it happen again Don't want to think about it Don't want to dream about it But it finds it's way back into your h...Read Full Lyrics

Did ya have a bad day Well sometimes shit go that way Come on let me rub your feet Baby I know just what you need so Move along to your back Or maybe you'd like to take a bath Come...Read Full Lyrics