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Let's get fucked up... Let's get fucked up... Let's get fucked up... Softball playing lesbians are voting for Al Gore The Virgin Mary's been replaced by Zsa Zsa Gabor Rod's Charbur...Read Full Lyrics

New York London Tokyo Zurich All have pretty girls But Hamburg's seaside red light district Boasts the best in the world Hamburger Hamburger Hamburger Deerns Drink some Hefeweissen...Read Full Lyrics

[cage] I first saw the bitch at the galleria With mr. E [eon] Yo, check that spanish bitch [cage] Yeah, I see her She was signing people up for credit cards at sears Would've ste...Read Full Lyrics

We eat at gas stations all over the place Cuz mom and dad are misers But if we go to Berlin and stay at Schlumpf's place I'll be brunching at the Kuchen Kaiser Heinrich has a penth...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody's telling me what to do If I fail to act my life is through Everyone thinks his way is bitchen There's too many cooks in the kitchen Build it up Tear it down I want grey ...Read Full Lyrics

[eon] I stalk down the block, grabbin my jock Scratch cocks while I dot for my red light stop Dead right hobbes I write rhymes for a livin Hid my misgivings from my brain was still...Read Full Lyrics

[eon] One day I launched a rocket up into the moon And landed on a crater in a blue lagoon Three girls in the nude, in the pool they had room Screamin, "starbuck we wanna have a or...Read Full Lyrics

Originally* on eastern conference all-stars lp "i shapeshift" [mr Eon]. [mr Eon]. I shapeshift to a spliff Light myself up Ignite the mic and felt up Your butter s t**get melt up...Read Full Lyrics

Don't know what I'll be wearing, only that I wanna score and get it on I'm going to bring a whole lot of Ribavirin and Interferon You're invited if you're a hype, if you wanna go j...Read Full Lyrics

Rigid chopper Six gun at his side All he has to live for Is another place to ride Hasn't got a home or a family Doesn't hold a regular job He's living off the land And the people t...Read Full Lyrics