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I fucked your dad I fucked your dog Why can't you see the clown I have beaten you and your wet tortillas You and your wet tortillas You and your wet tortillas You and your wet tort...Read Full Lyrics

Ooooooooooooh. Weeeeeeeeeeeh. Oh my god! (work the cushions!) Wheres the fuckin' grapes? (work the cushions!) This shit tastes like crayon! (work the cushions!) Your feast burnt my...Read Full Lyrics

When you fall off your horse, take this tip my friend Get right back up on that horse again Dust off your shirt, and straighten your hat Whatever you do, don't be a scaredy scaredy...Read Full Lyrics

I like your green and blue eyes I like your cute little nose I like your pointed ears And all four of your toes! I hear you hang in the alley You know all the drain pipes But tell...Read Full Lyrics

I've seen a lot of pretty horses before But never one quite like you With your cute eyelashes and your flowing mane, It's clear that they were mine to be blue And if they had a bea...Read Full Lyrics

Applause Persian cat: Good evening, ladies and gentlekinz. My name is Glenda. I'm the Persian cat and I have finally Came to the Webkinz hall of fame. I came in a princess dress, ...Read Full Lyrics

Schnauzer: Everybody's got something they can be proud of... Everybody's got something to call their own. If you got a song to sing, sing it loudly... Find your very own magic, fin...Read Full Lyrics

When I look out my window And see the trees full of snow The stars are bright, the moon so clear This is my favorite time of year There's a snowman on my front lawn With a carrot ...Read Full Lyrics

We may be different as day and night You go left I go right There's one thing that we love to do We love to catch ourselves a fish or two Let's go fishin', yeah, let's go fishin' L...Read Full Lyrics

Crowd cheering LION: I got a big ol' head of hair, I like to shake it everywhere Oh baby, it's good to be the king They say the jungle is a scary place Don't worry honey, I'll ke...Read Full Lyrics