Frankel's Lament Lyrics

Gatesy:Okay...Scod:Thanks for sticking around!Gatesy:Now, the challenge was - there was Doctor Spoya...Scod:Doctor Spoya... there was a Torana...Gatesy:Yes... there was fish food.....Read Full Lyrics

Robbie:Wil and Adam asked Tripod to do fictional extracts from the Tony-award-winning musical "Urine Town". Tripod love musicals. Well, they also really like wee jokes. Plus, footy...Read Full Lyrics

Robbie:Well, Adam's favourite alarm clock chucked it in this morning. So, Tripod wrote an ode to it. Also palindromes - words you can say backwards, and they stay the same.Yon and ...Read Full Lyrics

Scod:Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to Part 2 of "Surfers' Paradise - the Musical", or whatever the hell we called it. Now, some excerpts from episode one:(Fragmented)Yon:Yea.....Read Full Lyrics

Whether the thronéd Monarch weareth the crown,Which I know not whether to his belongeth;Doth he hence the sceptre sway?Seasoneth he justice? -Daresay I he doth not,Will he then us...Read Full Lyrics

Filthy harlots - the Lord's grape!With lore ornamented entreating;Hollow-hearted, heart-departed -Yet thou reapest the blooming rose -When 'tis the weed which is to be swath'dI do,...Read Full Lyrics

"Why, to give you a taste of your future... a preview of things to come."It's a difficult time to show your own weaknessLost the meaning of life; there's nothing holding youIt's so...Read Full Lyrics

Betray the ones who care for mostThey stay inside, becoming ghostsThe haunted days; the dream-filled nightsErase the world from my sightIn the gutter, you're fading fastA broken dr...Read Full Lyrics

"The beauty of their souls, the sweetness of their characters live on with us for ever....How do you know what the world is like? ... The world is a hell; what does it matter what ...Read Full Lyrics

Veronika: my angel; my reason to existAn angel of destruction; a dream I've never missedYou stabbed me in the back; you took away my heartThere'll be no tears for you when we're ap...Read Full Lyrics