Shed the days like skin
Pray for evenings in
Hold their hands in the street when you walk them off to school
A box too full to shut
Cardboard paper cut
Bleeding edge of a pict...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
It's still so dark because it's
Still so early and the
Chipper little girlie at the front desk doesn't mind at all
These phony living rooms and
Fake plants are killing me
This bad ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I lie below, you float above
In the pretty white ships that I've been dreaming of
And I'd like to swim beside you
Getting dizzy in your wake
Getting close enough to touch you
Getti...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I hate California
There's something out there I just don't get
I know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strange
Because I dress as if the weather's gonna change
But it n...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me
I take a wake up pill and fill with energy
I power on hard and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages
I take a driving pil...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
And they sell thing...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner's car
You said it'd never fly that I'd never get this far
I always knew that I would make it someday
Now you'd be safer staying...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
They invented a reason
That's why it stings
They don't think you matter
Because you don't have pretty rings
I keep telling you I don't care
I keep saying there's one thing they can...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Souvenez-vous il y a une disque avec un chien?
Un chien qui porte une cravate, comme un homme
Je veux dire, le chien est comme un homme
Pas la cravate!
Je suis Rick Springfield
Ic...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker
He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball
He put two ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton