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Have you heard about the new sex, new sex It's a reason to be nicer to you I see you putting on the Brand X spandex Everybody needs something to do And now I'm living in the mi...Read Full Lyrics

Bobby goes to work on mondays He's got a car, but he don't drive Billy meets him at the office Hey, no one knows he's alive! Tommy's closing a big deal And he's running late for S...Read Full Lyrics

If money talks then I'm a mime, If time is money then I'm out of time And I was once with a million quid Have a seat I'll tell ya what I did Can't sit down 'cause I'm a dancer, An...Read Full Lyrics

Girl! Should be you! I want to take you to a gay bar I want to take you to a gay bar I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar Let's start a war Start a nuclear war At the...Read Full Lyrics

Government Man Important Man Walking around at night He's got his whiskey He's got his briefcase He's gonna be alright Now when you hear those sirens Don't you think it's only gone...Read Full Lyrics

Looking in the mirror and I know I'm a man, And I know she's a girl and she's looking for a man, We got s** plans, Come on! I'm getting into the jam, I'm getting into the jam, I c...Read Full Lyrics

[Spoken] My mama used to say There are two type of eye The kind that tell the truth And the kind that tell a lie And these days It's getting harder To similize Which eyes t...Read Full Lyrics

It’s a tournament of sin and I’m gonna win I cross the finish line before you even begin You cook my goose, I cook your duck You and your friends phantom fuck I got a goo...Read Full Lyrics

She's a nine-to-fiver Got evil up inside her She's a- she's a graphic designer Nobody does it finer Photoshop and Tiger Simplification messiah Cropping suicider Pantone Two Ninet...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse] Nothing more than disgusting than a rock and roller And every corporation needs a sick comptroller Yeah Higher more police to police the police Always one more sucker ...Read Full Lyrics