Fried Larynx Lyrics

You're out having lots of fun and you're not hurting anyoneBut when someone says "that can't be done"That's a fun detectorFun detector, fun detector, lower your brow and raise your...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a big car and a big familySome people say it's bad for the ecologyBut I don't care for what they sayI've worked damn hard to get where I am todayI don't know much but I kn...Read Full Lyrics

I like you like I like to breatheLife's bare necessities are, for me,Food to eat...with youWater to drink...with youAnd a place to sleep, ah yes, a place to sleepIt's more than lov...Read Full Lyrics

The girl of my dreamsHas the head of a donkeyThe girl of my dreamsRan me over with a steam rollerThe girl of my dreamsTurned into my motherThe girl of my dreamsMade me fall off my ...Read Full Lyrics

Gone all gooey and I'm wait for a violin to startNow the butterflies are fighting for the honey in my heartGone all mushy like a peach upon a beach Beyond the reach of any clicking...Read Full Lyrics

You drive a BMWThe traffic doesn't trouble youYou drive around in a dreamYou don't use your indicatorYou're a wicked tailgaterAnd your lights are always high beamThe broken down or...Read Full Lyrics

I've got to go because I've got to goI've just got to go, I'm sorry, but I've got to goI've got to leave you nowI've got to ride into the sunsetI don't know when or how we'll meet ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I propose a toast to the mitosistWith the mostestShe's a ghost who can boastFrom coast to coast in every Hela cellShe's more cultured than ChanelCartier or YSLBut she's tired...Read Full Lyrics

If you're feeling forlorn or a bit full onHere's a cure that's a medical paragonIt's a fantasy panacea, yes indeedYou just need a good hugThat's all you needThere's no need to begA...Read Full Lyrics

Go write his nameEight ball runGo write his nameTwenty-Four sevenGo write his nameEight ball runGo write his nameFor T.K. headingCrackin like a dollarHe's cruisin in his caddyCrack...Read Full Lyrics