Fryin' Bacon Nekkid Lyrics

She's a gone back to whorin, that's what I heardShe's somewhere snorin, With some old rich birdYou know the things that I gave her, must a got kinda borinLast that I heard she done...Read Full Lyrics

There's a party in my pants and you're invitedA big fiesta in my trousers and I'm excitedI'm so happy my lil' cupcake and I can't hide itThere's a party in my pants and you're invi...Read Full Lyrics

I'd like to shoot you in the assWith a BB GunLay there in the tall grass andLaugh at what I donePut a bloody blister upon each bunI'd like to shoot you in the assWith a BB Gun!I'd ...Read Full Lyrics

(Spoken)You know what time it is?I don't know what time it isWhat time is it?(Yells)It's Time For the Chicken Song. All Right(Sings)A chicken wakes up to a new world everyday. Far ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus]Sometimes I don't know if I'll make itSometimes I wished I could walk awaySometimes I don't know if I'll make it throughBut you know I'm gonna do it anyway[Verse 1]Got a gu...Read Full Lyrics

I's standin' in the mornin' rain outside that NorfolkSouthern YardRollin' dice like a train, the wind was blowin' hardI'm down twenty to the devilHell, I hope he'll take a checkI'l...Read Full Lyrics

Put another log on the fireCook me up some bacon and some beansAnd go out to the car and change the tyreWash my socks and sew my old blue jeansCome on, baby, you can fill my pipeAn...Read Full Lyrics

Well I’m a counterman at the Auto Zone store in Birmingham, AlabamaWe got everything from a to z, some miscellaneous and what have yaI got the parts to fix all the parts of cars ...Read Full Lyrics

Ooh-wee-ooh sweet thang.How 'bout just a little poontang.Ooh-wee-ooh sweet thang.How 'bout a little poontang.She said a little poontang that's where it's at, I'd like a little one ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I guess they'll say I've grownI know more than I wanted to knowI've said more than I wanted to sayI'm heading homeYeah, but I'm not so sureThat home is a placeYou can still get...Read Full Lyrics