Fuck You I'm Not PC Lyrics

I wanna be popularBut I don't wanna have to wearA stupid Abocrombie shirtAnd pants that make my groin hurt.I want to have some true friendsAnd start my own trends.I want some popul...Read Full Lyrics

Well I got a little friend named Max, (that's me)And I got a little friend named David, And these kids were the best of friends, And they would hang out all day, Just laughin', and...Read Full Lyrics

Time Magazine, Time Magazine, Oh, what a read, Time Magazine.I read Time Magazine.Washington DC, what a place to be,What a place to be, Washington DC,I live in Washington DC.Man of...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have a fucking clue,About what I'm supposed to do,Won't do it just cuz you told me to,Don't know why I just can't get a job,Or why I just can't write a song,I sure as hell ...Read Full Lyrics

DC he drinks from the toiletHe's got a plan now, no one can spoil it.He's been granted his three wishes.Don't wanna do the dirty dishesCuz you know they speak in riddles,Can't unde...Read Full Lyrics

Pizza guy, oh pizza guy,Did I hurt your feelings pizza guy?Pizza guy, oh pizza guy,I'm sorry pizza guyIt was a sunny day In April, June, or maybe May,Woah oh, October or July.We we...Read Full Lyrics

This Christmas time there's just one thing I want. It top's it all, it's better than eggnog. It's cold outside, my boots are full of snow. I'm just hoping for some mistletoe Oh ...Read Full Lyrics

never one for understanding (when you can) manipulate with guilt. never one to consider another; compassions just a fill. held up to your ideals progress seems inane. it’s all or...Read Full Lyrics

When I was fiveWe’d get up at fourAnd drive on down to the Cornwall shoreOur holidays had come at lastThey came real slow and went by fastJust one week, that’s all we hadThen b...Read Full Lyrics

i,i want to play timpaniin the magic circle symphonywill you play along with me?i,i said i want to play timpaniin the magic circle symphonywill you play along with meand i,can see ...Read Full Lyrics