Fun Winter Lyrics

How do you spank a giant baby?A really big ladder? I dunno maybe...How do you spank a giant baby?(How do you spank a giant baby?)How do you wash a giant baby?A really big mop? I du...Read Full Lyrics

Hindsight is 20-20I shouldn't have drank that manyHindsight is 20-20Stop.Little elevators are far too small for meSo I ride the big onesIt's not so fun unless you're OCDAnd you lik...Read Full Lyrics

For great accidents in My life were necessaryI lived to see the end every time.My blood pumps with misery now.Organs replaced by a seriesOf damaged beliefs.I live to destroy,I live...Read Full Lyrics

Why does everything have to change?I wish it just all would stay the sameI don't get this comments gameWhy does everything have to change?Remember when I tuck you in?I'd kiss your ...Read Full Lyrics

I knows me some ugly yeah yeahAnd you, you is ugly yeah yeahYou so ugly,Ugly sticks get uglyWhen they hit by youYou so ugly,When you were a babyMomma tried to put a spoonOf mushy p...Read Full Lyrics

When I give,I give myself.This is the truthI travel unchanged, at times disengagedMy limits have yet to be obtainedIt was the moment you questioned meI stepped back, laughed, and d...Read Full Lyrics

How do you work this thing?How do you work this thing?I've tried and tried, tried and triedBut how do you work this thing?Maybe you pull this pin.Maybe you pull this pin.I've tried...Read Full Lyrics

Oh I, How can I go on with it much further? I didn't think that it would go any further, But now it has and it's making me nervous, A wonderful motion, That is turning in your ever...Read Full Lyrics

When I drive carI feel like sexyMy blood get hotMy head get highI work so longMy heart get heavyBut Friday comeThe week go byI leave work early early and I go to townI meet my girl...Read Full Lyrics

Steeples reach from canopiesDoors are locked, but marquees mark each diaosiEach one tells of heavens knellsBlessed resonance of the lesion bellsRedemption, no, it ain't easyBut I a...Read Full Lyrics