Funiculì Funiculà, For Voice & Orchestra (& Chorus Ad Lib) Lyrics

200 Motels 200 Motels Han toon ran toon Ran-tant-ta-dan 200 Motels Jeff: I'm stealing the towels!...Read Full Lyrics

Libiamo, libiamo ne'lieti calici Che la belleza infiora. E la fuggevol ora s'inebrii A volutt. Libiamo ne'dolci fremiti Che suscita l'amore, Poich quell'ochio al core omnipotente v...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Burtram I am a redneck All my friends, They call me 'Burt' (Hi, Burt!) All my family, From down in Texas Make their livin' Diggin' dirt Come out here to Calif...Read Full Lyrics

Du bist wie ein Vulkan, Denn Deine Worte brennen tief in mir! Alles was du sagst, macht keinen Sinn! Was willst du noch von mir? Stoß den Dolch noch tiefer in mein Fleisch, ...Read Full Lyrics

Eres tan egoísta! sólo piensas en ti Vienes en mi busca cuando necesitas cuartelillo Y en cuanto lo consigues me dejas y te vas Sin fumarte, siquiera, un cigarro conmigo S...Read Full Lyrics

JCB: Hey, who are these dudes? Are you a boy, or a girl? HA HA HA HA...HA HA JCB: What the fuck was that? I wonder if that son of a bitch can play something I might even like...Read Full Lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen! [Chorus] 200 motels 200 motels, life on the road! Ladies and gentlemen! and here is [Chorus] Who? Larry the dwarf! Larry likes to dress up...Read Full Lyrics

The girl wants to fix him some broth. Tinsel cock! [Chorus] Doo-wee-do Tinsel cock, my baby Would you like some broth? Some nice soup [Chorus] YUM! Some hot ...Read Full Lyrics

This town This town This town we're in is just a Sealed Tuna Sandwich with the wrapper glued We get a few in every tour I think we've played this one before....Read Full Lyrics

Soprano: Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh Narrator: The girl... Chorus: Duh girl wants to fix him some broth Narrator: In a statement to the press... ...Read Full Lyrics